Boy I love the continued insistence in America that law should be based entirely on stupid, niche, completely made up technicalities instead of just accepting that laws are made for a purpose and that purpose should have just as much weight.

Glad that we will continue to live in a country where you only get rights if you can afford to construct an absurd business that abuses poorly thought out pedantry just to do the same thing that is explicitly illegal but "with computers so it's different".