>Absolutely, a reasonably sophisticated scalable app platform looks like a half-baked and undocumented reimagination of Kubernetes.

Or maybe Kubernetes looks like a committee designed, everything and the kitchen sink, over-engineered, second system effect, second system effect suffering, YAGNI P.O.S., that only the kind of "enterprise" mindset that really enjoyed J2EE in 2004 and XML/SOAP vs JSON/REST would love...

You misspelled DCOS /s