This and a terminology rug pull. You wanted to upload a script and install some deps? Here’s your provisioning genuination frobnicator tutorial, at the end of which you’ll learn how to maintain the coalescing encabulation for your appliance unit schema, which is needed for automatic upload. It always feels like thousands times bigger complexity (just in this part!) than your whole project.

You nailed it. Genuinely the most frustrating part about learning kubernetes... is just realizing that whatever the fuck they're talking about is a fancy wrapper for a concept that's existed since 90s.