Comcast has to be supplying their people with bulk lots of experimental aerospace-grade ganga if they can say this without immediately bursting into laughter.

I'm sorry, if that were me the ganga would make me more likely to break up, not less

I assume they just hire sociopaths for this sort of PR role. That way the employees will have no issues with lying through their teeth, and the company doesn't need to spend money on weed.