How would you go about eating said stovetop hat?

Would you eat it raw or would you have to boil it down to soften it up and then drink/eat its hat soup?

Thank you for focusing on the real point of my post. :)

I was thinking I'd just unhinge my jaw in the style of 90s Reach Toothbrush commercials or like a human pez dispenser.

Cook it like stovetop stuffing, I'd imagine....

Isn't it a stovePIPE hat?