Criminals aren't immune to pitch decks and overspending on bespoke systems??

There's people who regard the government as organised crime… and some such people are not even in the government themselves.

Likewise for corporations, on both counts.

Myself I'm not so cynical as to see that everywhere, but I've seen it. Hard to miss when it gets in the news.

But you, you’re special. You need the “Enterprise Edition” at 10x the price and half the reliability.

Don’t forget our service plan, which you’ll need because only the manufacturer knows how to fix it.