Comments in other threads explained why there will always be a gap between generation vs storage capacity, or why it's economically unwise to build so much storage as to cover peak generation.

For my purposes, I assumed a reasonable allocation towards storage was already going to happen, and that there would still be excess unused capacity beyond that level.

Maybe, maybe no. But it’d put wasting money on Bitcoin very low on that list.

My person idea would be a 1,000ft tesla coil to have it look cool.