I'm sold, the distinctions between "necessary", "targeting", "performance" and "functional" stabbings are such a minefield. Not to mention how I'm supposed to properly disclose the 846 different stabbing brokers I work with. How's a man supposed to make a living stabbing people with all of this red tape in the way?

At least people will be able to differentiate between legitimate interest to stab you and consent to be stabbed for 247 of those 846 partners.