Dear Amazon Elastic Beanstalk, Google App Engine, Heroku, Digital Ocean App Platform, and friends,

Thank you for building "a kubernetes" for me so I don't have to muck with that nonsense, or have to hire people that do.

I don't know what that other guy is talking about.

Big fan of Digital Ocean App Platform here. Deploying, running and scaling containers is so easy and their very good abstractions and tooling are worth the money.