What skill do you develop to avoid the need for a helmet? Is it like a spidey sense, or do you hit yourself in the head so frequently your skull thickens enough to protect your brain from falling objects?

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lapetitejort 7 months ago | parent | next [-]

I would like to learn the skill to dodge harmful prolonged sound waves. A technique similar to the safety squint, but with your ears?

	▲	Lanzaa 7 months ago \| parent [-]
		The equivalent of safety squints for your hearing would be conscious control of the tensor tympanic muscle. As with safety squints, I don't think there has been much study on the effectiveness. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani_muscle

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doubled112 7 months ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Don't mind me, boss. Just hitting my head off of this pipe to build up a resistance to physical trauma.

	▲	Terr_ 7 months ago \| parent [-]
		"Just some good old Heterotopic ossification, y'know? More bones, more safety." (That said, repeated head trauma does tend to thicken the skull, although any practical benefits are extraordinarily questionable.)

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gopher_space 7 months ago | parent | prev [-]

This was sort of a variation on the “don’t screw around, the idiots will see you” speech I give to the idiots. I missed the mark on tone.