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ndsipa_pomu 5 days ago

Fun fact - if you eat the demon-core, at 124 trillion calories, it will provide enough energy for the rest of your life.

BobaFloutist 4 days ago | parent | next [-]

Which is the equivalent of ~4,000,000 gallons of gas, or 10,700,000,000 Tesla powerwalls.

Bear in mind, however, that some napkin math suggests that this is gross overkill, 2,250365100 = 82,135,000, suggesting that even a fairly long lived person only needs a mere 2,650 gallons of gas, or ~7,070 Tesla powerwalls, and that the demon-core can easily supply enough lifetime calories for a solid large city of ~1,500,000.

cainxinth 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

All 30 seconds of it.

Hamuko 4 days ago | parent | next [-]

You won't die in 30 seconds unless you shoot yourself in the head afterwards (which may be the preferable option).

SoftTalker 4 days ago | parent | next [-]

Well plutonium metal aside from the radioactivity is actually poisonous, like most heavy metals. I wonder which would kill you first?

saagarjha 4 days ago | parent [-]

I mean heavy metals don’t typically kill you very quickly. Do any of them act faster than radiation poisoning? Maybe thallium?

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ndsipa_pomu 4 days ago | parent | prev [-]

I can count on the fingers of one hand, the number of times I've been to Chernobyl

kstrauser 4 days ago | parent [-]

Eight?

ndsipa_pomu 4 days ago | parent [-]

Close enough

throwawee 4 days ago | parent | prev [-]

I'm so sick of these fad diets. All the kids show up to school with plutonium in their teeth.