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Three hundred words you can spell on a calculator [pdf](mathsquad.com)
101 points by eightturn 6 days ago | 37 comments
gitaarik a day ago | parent | next [-]

In Dutch culture, among school children we had (have?) this funny thing where you can type in 707, which upside down reads "LOL", which in Dutch actually means "fun" (which funnily enough kind of corrolates with the internet slang abbreviation "lol"). Then if you calculate 707 + 707, so lol + lol, you get 1414, which reads as "hihi", which is an alternative, more giggly version "haha". Actually it kind of works in English too now that I think about it.

Toutouxc a day ago | parent | next [-]

Cool, in Czech "haha" (the regular one) and "hihi" (the more giggly/playful/naughty one) have the same relationship. I wonder what other languages use it.

raptorraver a day ago | parent | next [-]

In Finnish same. We actually have a separate verb for that kind of laughing: hihittää.

gyomu a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Same in French

lgeorget 20 hours ago | parent [-]

And also héhé if you're being mischievous or have just closed a good deal and hoho if you're Santa Claus.

weard_beard a day ago | parent | prev [-]

In English this is, “hehe”

“Hi hi” would be interpreted as saying hello 2x in quick succession when you are excited to see someone.

We also sometimes use “kk” to mean, “okay, got it.” But emphasized or excited.

mkotowski a day ago | parent [-]

Actually, in English it is pronounced the same as in Czech and Polish: /hɛhɛ/ or /hihi/ (as far as I know). Both are written respectively as "hehe" and "hihi" and are valid expressions for denoting laughter in Polish (and as I assume, it works similarly in Czech).

weard_beard a day ago | parent [-]

Pronounced the same, spelled different. Got it.

saghm a day ago | parent | prev [-]

I took a few semesters of Dutch in college, and pretty much everyone else in the (admittedly quite small) classes either had Dutch ancestry or was an art history graduate student auditing so that they could learn to read primary sources about Dutch painters as part of their research. Early on in my first semester, we learned how to explain in Dutch why we decided to take Dutch, and I had the distinction of being the only one taking the class "voor de lol", which even today still makes me chuckle due to how similar it is to the common English meme phrasing.

LouisLazaris 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Neat list but I’m confused: Why do many of the words on the left use what appears to be a zero character for the letter “O”. I understand why the zeroes are on the right, they just seem out of place on the left. Some of the words (e.g. GLOBS) use a regular letter O but some seem to use a zero (0) (e.g GL0SS)?

analog31 a day ago | parent | next [-]

It may have been typed in the 1970s.

When I was growing up, my family used my mom's college typewriter, which did not have numeral 1 or 0 keys. Instead, you typed a lowercase L and an uppercase O. It was one of the typing habits, and you didn't even think about it.

When she took a computer programming class, around 1979, the terminals had all of the numerals, and of course she was constantly mixing them up, causing errors. A year later she became the teacher of that class, and completed the requirements for a CS major by staying a semester ahead of her students for a few years. She always reminded her students: "Computers are stupid. They will do exactly what you tell them."

The typewriter that I got for college had all of the numbers. Of course I used it for about a year before ditching it for a word processor. But everybody kept an old typewriter around for many years after that, because you might need one for filling out a form.

tobr a day ago | parent | prev [-]

Happy that someone else also spotted this.

blenderob 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

A calculator with a "flip display vertically" button can be very interesting! I mean, you can press that button to show tricks like this to your friend. But it can also be used by service staff (think insurance people, car sales people) to do the calculation on their calculator and then just press the button to flip the result and show the result to you. You don't have to turn the calculator upside down because the button can flip the output!

amelius a day ago | parent [-]

Or a calculator with two displays. One for you, and one for the customer. I think many cash registers already have something like this. Segment displays are cheap, so it makes sense.

o11c 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

In case anyone's curious, the longest word with unique letters (as well as the most distinct letters) is "obliges".

If we forbid 0, we get "bilges" and "sleigh". Both of which strike me as great opportunities for an extremely obscure Easter egg in an adventure game ...

Also, for completeness: 0O, 1I, 2Z, 3E, 4H, 5S, 6G, 7L, 8B.

So you can `grep -ix '[iozehsglb]*' /usr/share/dict/words` yourself.

m463 a day ago | parent | next [-]

I remember SHELLOIL (71077345) was the longest word that would fit in my calculator... except I guess it is TWO words.

hillbillies never would have fit

jlarcombe a day ago | parent [-]

55378008 was ubiquitous at English schools in the 80s and 90s...

therealpygon a day ago | parent [-]

Ah yes, the standard counterpart to 5318008.

m463 20 hours ago | parent [-]

what they want, they get?

DonHopkins 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

"L7" is hippie sign language for "square".

KineticLensman a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

At least three philosophers on the list: Hegel [0] Hobbs[1] Hesse [2]. Curiously all in the 'H's

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Wilhelm_Friedrich_Hegel

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angie_Hobbs

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Hesse

cbfrench 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Here am I, a grown-ass man, softly giggling to myself over seeing 5318008 on the list. It’s fifth grade all over again.

rhplus 2 days ago | parent [-]

Surprised the list is missing the silly school joke: 55378008

Epa095 a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Idk what I feel about they choosing 6 (which upside down becomes 9) for 'g', instead of 9 (becoming 6) for G.

If we look at the translation table we see that most of them can be interpreted as both major and minor caps, while only 4h is locked to lower caps, and 3E, 7L, and 8B is locked to upper.

I guess 6g kind of brings a balance, but I would prefer 'it's all caps, except 4 which we try to ignore'.

0O: both caps

1I: both caps

2Z: both caps

3E: upper

4h: lower

5S: both caps

6g: lower

7L: upper

8B: upper

probably_wrong a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

For more calculator fun, a similar article was discussed here some months ago: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40763931

hoyd 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This was right up my alley, and inspired by this post, I had to check against the norwegian scrabble dictionary: https://earth.hoyd.net/posts/ord-du-kan-stave-med-en-kalkula...

kryptiskt a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Last month I was curious about how many words it was possible to express using hex digits with some obvious letter substitutions. Here is the result: https://github.com/melted/hexwords

AriedK a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

They could add an appendix with word math like 707 + 707 = 1414

eightturn 6 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

I was gonna put 344, but HN appears to delete numbers at beginning of submission (til)

macintux 2 days ago | parent | next [-]

In discussions where HN has truncated/mangled a title, people have indicated that you can edit your submission after the fact to fix it. I don't know whether that's accurate, or whether there's a time limit.

fuzztester a day ago | parent [-]

iirc you can edit submissions after the fact. and there probably is a time limit, since there is one for editing comments too.

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elchief 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

My phone won't open the link but I hope 80087322 is on there

croisillon a day ago | parent [-]

you need to put your phone upside down for the link to open

JoBrad a day ago | parent [-]

If a website could detect whether the device is upside down, that would make for a truly excellent Easter egg.

croisillon a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

related: How to Entertain with Your Pocket Calculator (33 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35941315

lurn_mor a day ago | parent | prev [-]

55378008 is missing.