I wonder if this is a sign of AI companies trying to pivot?

> Bun will ship faster.

That'll last until FY 2027. This is an old lie that acquirers encourage the old owner to say because they have no power to enforce it, and they didn't actually say it so they're not on the hook. It's practically a cheesy pickup line, and given the context, it kinda is.

This is why we can't have nice things