> I would like to see the metrics

Well, I could regale you with my anecdotes on how all my 'grab a LetsEncrypt cert on Docker deploy and whenever remaining lifetime goes below 75%' services have not had a single TLS-related outage in at least a year, and how we just had a multi-day meltdown caused by a load-bearing cert that everyone forgot about expiring, but I doubt you'll be interested.

I'm not here to take away your right to set up a few more 5-year+ internal CAs (or, hey, how about an entire self-signed hierarchy? can't be that hard...), and neither is LetsEncrypt. But on the Big Bad Internet (where Google is the leading cause of More Security, and LetsEncrypt is merely the leading vendor catering to that), things have moved on slightly.