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77pt77 a day ago

b) I approach and inquire what services are offered.

rfarley04 a day ago | parent [-]

A) classically trained orchestral skull piper

B) artisanal skull whistle carving

C) SEO consulting for the occult

"What're ya buyin'?"

jzemeocala a day ago | parent | next [-]

If I choose (A), does the piper become an inventory item or a companion in my quest?

rfarley04 a day ago | parent [-]

A hired companion. +5 to all intimidation checks for as long as you can afford to pay them.

77pt77 13 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

C) SEO consulting for the occult

rfarley04 7 hours ago | parent [-]

Excellent choice! The shaman begins whistling and occult-related listicles and Buzzfeed-style quizzes start appearing on your domain. You now rank 4th for three occult-related keywords of your choice.

gaoryrt a day ago | parent | prev [-]

u guys go get a room