| ▲ | lazide a day ago |
| Choose your own adventure: a) you run away screaming b) you approach and inquire what services are offered. |
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| ▲ | gostsamo a day ago | parent | next [-] |
| answer - you are not the user, you are the service |
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| ▲ | ASalazarMX 17 hours ago | parent [-] | | Unexpected answer. Your soul has been added to the human skull.
(R)etry, or (Q)uit?
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| ▲ | 77pt77 a day ago | parent | prev [-] |
| b) I approach and inquire what services are offered. |
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| ▲ | rfarley04 a day ago | parent [-] | | A) classically trained orchestral skull piper B) artisanal skull whistle carving C) SEO consulting for the occult "What're ya buyin'?" | | |
| ▲ | jzemeocala a day ago | parent | next [-] | | If I choose (A), does the piper become an inventory item or a companion in my quest? | | |
| ▲ | rfarley04 a day ago | parent [-] | | A hired companion. +5 to all intimidation checks for as long as you can afford to pay them. |
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| ▲ | 77pt77 13 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-] | | C) SEO consulting for the occult | | |
| ▲ | rfarley04 7 hours ago | parent [-] | | Excellent choice! The shaman begins whistling and occult-related listicles and Buzzfeed-style quizzes start appearing on your domain. You now rank 4th for three occult-related keywords of your choice. |
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| ▲ | gaoryrt a day ago | parent | prev [-] | | u guys go get a room |
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