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Now imagine you heard that terrifying scream, followed it down the ravine, and there's a shaman sitting cross legged, looking at you unblinkingly and blowing into a human skull

▲ lazide a day ago | parent [-]

Choose your own adventure:

a) you run away screaming

b) you approach and inquire what services are offered.

▲ gostsamo a day ago | parent | next [-]

answer - you are not the user, you are the service

	▲	ASalazarMX 17 hours ago \| parent [-]
		`Unexpected answer. Your soul has been added to the human skull. (R)etry, or (Q)uit?`

▲ 77pt77 a day ago | parent | prev [-]

b) I approach and inquire what services are offered.

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rfarley04 a day ago | parent [-]

A) classically trained orchestral skull piper

B) artisanal skull whistle carving

C) SEO consulting for the occult

"What're ya buyin'?"

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jzemeocala a day ago | parent | next [-]

If I choose (A), does the piper become an inventory item or a companion in my quest?

	▲	rfarley04 a day ago \| parent [-]
		A hired companion. +5 to all intimidation checks for as long as you can afford to pay them.

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77pt77 13 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

C) SEO consulting for the occult

	▲	rfarley04 7 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Excellent choice! The shaman begins whistling and occult-related listicles and Buzzfeed-style quizzes start appearing on your domain. You now rank 4th for three occult-related keywords of your choice.

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gaoryrt a day ago | parent | prev [-]

u guys go get a room