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AlotOfReading 2 days ago

The skull whistles remind me of an experience in Central Asia. I was in an expedition camped out in the middle of nowhere, a day's drive from the nearest permanent settlement and miles from the nearest nomads. It's the middle of the night and this terrifying scream like a woman being murdered wakes me up. It was right on the edge of sounding inhuman in the same way.

The sound kept happening as I made my way down the ravine in the direction of the sound and at the bottom... Camels. Just a normal herd of camels fording the river.

Etheryte a day ago | parent | next [-]

There's two types of people in horror movies, the ones trying to get away from the scary things and the ones trying to get closer to the scary thing. At least you know which one you are.

rfarley04 a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Now imagine you heard that terrifying scream, followed it down the ravine, and there's a shaman sitting cross legged, looking at you unblinkingly and blowing into a human skull

lazide a day ago | parent [-]

Choose your own adventure:

a) you run away screaming

b) you approach and inquire what services are offered.

gostsamo a day ago | parent | next [-]

answer - you are not the user, you are the service

ASalazarMX 17 hours ago | parent [-]

    Unexpected answer. Your soul has been added to the human skull.
    (R)etry, or (Q)uit?
77pt77 a day ago | parent | prev [-]

b) I approach and inquire what services are offered.

rfarley04 a day ago | parent [-]

A) classically trained orchestral skull piper

B) artisanal skull whistle carving

C) SEO consulting for the occult

"What're ya buyin'?"

jzemeocala a day ago | parent | next [-]

If I choose (A), does the piper become an inventory item or a companion in my quest?

rfarley04 a day ago | parent [-]

A hired companion. +5 to all intimidation checks for as long as you can afford to pay them.

77pt77 13 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

C) SEO consulting for the occult

rfarley04 7 hours ago | parent [-]

Excellent choice! The shaman begins whistling and occult-related listicles and Buzzfeed-style quizzes start appearing on your domain. You now rank 4th for three occult-related keywords of your choice.

gaoryrt a day ago | parent | prev [-]

u guys go get a room

speakspokespok a day ago | parent | prev | next [-]

You ever heard of a squirrel whistle? It mimics the sound of a squirrel in mortal distress. Used by hunters to attract … squirrels.

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